This may be old news to folks in Philadelphia, but it’s worth sharing: Five people were arrested last week in a drug bust at a home in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. But what on earth, you may ask, does this have to do with the most important presidential election of the last four years? Well, during said raid, cops found 240 heroin packets stamped with an image of Barack Obama’s face and the words “Obama 09.”
I’ve heard of reaching out to disenfranchised voters before, but this is ridiculous! Ha! I mean, what does the Obama campaign think they’re…. What? Oh.
Apparently the heroin packets were not actual campaign materials sanctioned by Obama’s people. Also, the presidential election is apparently in 2008, not 2009. Silly drug dealers.
Frank Noonan, from the state Office of Attorney General, said, “I’ve never seen a stamp like that before.” But you know we all totally will again, because now that this idea is out there, dealers across the nation are going to be all over this. I’m telling you, McCain/Palin meth is gonna sell huge in the swing states. You can’t stop democracy!
As for the date discrepancy on the heroin packets, we’ll have to assume one of two things: Either heroin dealers in Wyoming Valley aren’t that on top of it when it comes to national politics, or the whole thing was a GOP-orchestrated trick to keep left-leaning junkies away from the polls next month. Sneaky!
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