With the election coming up so very, very soon, I figured it's time to get out and see the country, meet some citizens of the Real America before I make fun of them too much. I want my jokes to be accurate, obviously.
So starting Sunday, I'll be writing from the road, keeping all three of you (hi, Mom!) updated on how nutty it's getting out there. There may even be video, if I can ever figure that crap out. And anyone who wants to join me for a big Election Night party in Tucamcari, New Mexico, well let's get it on!
Meanwhile, it's Friday. And even on a national holiday like Halloween, I do not rest in my duty of mocking the celebrities that will soon be my neighbors. So here's the latest edition of The Word, complete with spooky tales of Paris Hilton's dating life, Daniel Craig's inadequacies and Britney Spears' power of attorney. Be afraid!While you read that, I've got more crap to pack. Toodles.
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