I want to get out the vote like an animal

Hey there, race fans. Checking in from beautiful downtown Joplin, Missouri, to let you know that Trent Reznor himself sent out an e-mail to Nine Inch Nails fans today, the eve of the election, to implore them to exercise their rights to vote. (Don't ask me how I know when Trent Reznor sends e-mails to Nine Inch Nails fans.)

The only problem? His missive opens: "Next Tuesday we will elect the next President of the United States." WTF? Is Trent trying to thwart the frustrated barista with a nosering vote? I call fraud.